Monthly Archives: December 2015

I secretly upgraded you to Hulu Plus

I would never tell you, because we always got in fights over stuff like this, but I got this really intense feeling of love for you one time while I was watching you sew a button onto your shirt. I was totally overcome by your beauty or vunerability or something, and I got caught up in the moment and secretly opened your computer and upgraded you to Hulu Plus.

— Chelsea Martin, Even Though I Don’t Miss You